It Depends!

I'll call him Anton to protect the innocent.

The dear fellow is an MBA and has a yard of qualifications after his name.

Each time I ask him for his opinion I invariably get the consultant's "it depends" response.

That drives me batty.

Today I suggested that "it depends" would be his response to how well endowed he might be. Sure enough! I should have known "it depends" on state, points of measure, units and temperature.

Bless him. I think I'll give him a micrometer for Christmas.